69 Towns And Cities With Funny Dirty Names
Tue, May 4, 2010
Are things getting cold between you and your significant other? Is the box of toys collecting dust? Has it been so long since you’ve had sex that you’ve forgotten how it works? Relationship experts would suggest traveling to an exotic or romantic destination to spice up your love life.
We respectfully disagree. Instead, you should travel to a place with a name so raunchy, so sexually charged, that it will inspire copious, possibly even illegal in some states, sexual activity. Here’s a list of 69 towns and cities with funny dirty names that will certainly hopefully lead to passionate genital friction…
1. Anus, France
2. Assinippi, Massassachusetts
3. Assloss, Scotland
4. Bald Knob, Arkansas
5. Ballplay, Tennessee
6. Beaver Lick, Kentucky
7. Big Beaver, Pennsylvania
8. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
9. Big Knockerstown, England
10. Blackdykes, England
11. Blowhard, Australia
12. Blue Ball, Ohio . . . Blue Ball, Delaware . . . Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
13. Bobbin Head, Australia
14. Boysack, Scotland
15. Brest, France
16. Bumpass, Virginia
17. Busti, New York
18. Buttzville, New Jersey
19. Caulkerbush, Scotland
20. Climax, Georgia
21. Cockintake, England
22. Cockplay, Scotland
23. Cocksgag, Ohio
24. Deep Gap, Tennessee
25. Dickeyville, Wisconsin
26. Dickshooter, Idaho
27. Dicktown, New Jersey
28. Dildo, Canada
29. Dikshit, India
30. Erect, North Carolina
31. Fanny, West Virginia
32. French Lick, Indiana
33. Fucking, Austria
Where's the person on the bike? Oh, no... not in public.
34. Gayville, South Dakota
35. Hookersville, West Virgina
36. Horneytown, North Carolina
37. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
38. Knock Lick, Kentucky
39. Little Dix Village, West Indies
40. Long Dong, China
41. Loveladies, New Jersey
42. Mary’s Inlet, Canada
43. Mount Gay, West Virginia
44. Mount Mee, Australia
45. Muff, Ireland
There really is a diving club in Muff, Ireland.
46. Nipple, Utah
47. Onacock, Virginia
48. Pennis Wood, England
49. Pussy Creek, Ohio
50. Puseyville, Pennsylvania
51. Ramsbottom, England
52. Sexmoan, Phillippines
53. Shag Island, Indian Ocean
54. Smackass Gap, North Carolina
Bush knows all about smackin' ass.
55. Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
56. Sweet Lips, Tennessee
57. Ta Ta Creek, Canada
58. Three Cocks, Wales
59. Threeway, Virginia
60. Tightsqueeze, Virginia
61. Titisee, Germany
62. Titless, Switzerland
63. Titty Ho, England
64. Twatt, Orkney, Scotland
65. Virginville, Pennsylvania
66. Wank, Germany
67. Weener, Germany
68. Wetwang, England
69. Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington
Tags: Weird
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Hehe, I live like an hour from Dildo. Still haven’t taken my pic with the sign though.
And there’s a Muff Diving Club? Amazing.
Here’s one more… Condom, Gascony, in the south west of France.
I like how well hidden the warning sign for speed cameras is in the second photo.
Gourmantic, you can’t add another…you’ve ruined the 69!
hahaha very funny collection of real places. It’s funny that I’m not aware of sexmoan (in Pampanga). had to google it up to see if it’s the real spelling and it is.
Oh I wanted to add that aside from Sexmoan in Pampanga, there’s also a town called macabebe which can also be pronounced as make-a-baby.
Hysterical, but you forgot Fannie Bay. darwin. Australia.
Coxsackie, New York.
Woah woah woah: there’s also a community within Coxsackie called Climax?
I laughed out loud while reading this whole thing. The pictures made it even more great! P.S. There’s a Hooker, OK & Gay,OK. Yes, there’s a bar in Gay. =)
there is a town in france called bitche
Which is great because it can be pronounced “bitch” with a silent “e” or just “bitchy.” In any event, I’m sure the men in that town are put in their place often.
haha all these are amazing!!! Im doing a research paper and then write a letter to the town on the chamber of commerence of a town or city with unsal names and i think using one of these will be fantastic:)
We have no clue why you need to write to a town with a weird name, but it’s gonna be awesome when you get a reply and see the letterhead from a place like Dildo, Canada. We’re not even in your class but now you’ve got us wanting to write to some of these cities just to get a letter back — just to frame it.
What about Fuchsgrunt, Germany, Cocking and nearby Beding in Sussex, England?
What a bunch of terribly misjudged names. So funny.
From overhead, the name of this place doesn’t seem accurate:
http://travelingluck.com/North%20America/United%20States/Utah/_5535686_Boobs%20Canyon.html#local_map
I got a boner reading this.
thanks
Too late to call “hand check”?