69 Towns And Cities With Funny Dirty Names

Tue, May 4, 2010


Are things getting cold between you and your significant other?  Is the box of toys collecting dust?  Has it been so long since you’ve had sex that you’ve forgotten how it works?  Relationship experts would suggest traveling to an exotic or romantic destination to spice up your love life.

We respectfully disagree.  Instead, you should travel to a place with a name so raunchy, so sexually charged, that it will inspire copious, possibly even illegal in some states, sexual activity.  Here’s a list of 69 towns and cities with funny dirty names that will certainly hopefully lead to passionate genital friction…

1.     Anus, France

2.     Assinippi, Massassachusetts

3.     Assloss, Scotland

4.     Bald Knob, Arkansas

5.     Ballplay, Tennessee

6.     Beaver Lick, Kentucky

7.     Big Beaver, Pennsylvania

8.     Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky

Big Bone Lick State Park sign.

9.     Big Knockerstown, England

10.  Blackdykes, England

11.  Blowhard, Australia

12.  Blue Ball, Ohio . . . Blue Ball, Delaware . . . Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

13.  Bobbin Head, Australia

14.  Boysack, Scotland

15.  Brest, France

16.  Bumpass, Virginia

17.  Busti, New York

18.  Buttzville, New Jersey

19.  Caulkerbush, Scotland

20.  Climax, Georgia

21.  Cockintake, England

22.  Cockplay, Scotland

23.  Cocksgag, Ohio

24.  Deep Gap, Tennessee

25.  Dickeyville, Wisconsin

26.  Dickshooter, Idaho

27.  Dicktown, New Jersey

28.  Dildo, Canada

29.  Dikshit, India

30.  Erect, North Carolina

31.  Fanny, West Virginia

32.  French Lick, Indiana

33.  Fucking, Austria

Where's the person on the bike? Oh, no... not in public.

34.  Gayville, South Dakota

35.  Hookersville, West Virgina

36.  Horneytown, North Carolina

37.  Intercourse, Pennsylvania

38.  Knock Lick, Kentucky

39.  Little Dix Village, West Indies

40.  Long Dong, China

41.  Loveladies, New Jersey

42.  Mary’s Inlet, Canada

43.  Mount Gay, West Virginia

44.  Mount Mee, Australia

45.  Muff, Ireland

There really is a diving club in Muff, Ireland.

46.  Nipple, Utah

47.  Onacock, Virginia

48.  Pennis Wood, England

49.  Pussy Creek, Ohio

50.  Puseyville, Pennsylvania

51.  Ramsbottom, England

52.  Sexmoan, Phillippines

53.  Shag Island, Indian Ocean

54.  Smackass Gap, North Carolina

President Bush smacks Misti May's ass.

Bush knows all about smackin' ass.

55.  Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

56.  Sweet Lips, Tennessee

57.  Ta Ta Creek, Canada

58.  Three Cocks, Wales

59.  Threeway, Virginia

60.  Tightsqueeze, Virginia

61.  Titisee, Germany

62.  Titless, Switzerland

63.  Titty Ho, England

64.  Twatt, Orkney, Scotland

65.  Virginville, Pennsylvania

66.  Wank, Germany

67.  Weener, Germany

68.  Wetwang, England

69.  Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington

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27 Responses to “69 Towns And Cities With Funny Dirty Names”

  1. Candice says:

    Hehe, I live like an hour from Dildo. Still haven’t taken my pic with the sign though.

    And there’s a Muff Diving Club? Amazing.

  2. Gourmantic says:

    Here’s one more… Condom, Gascony, in the south west of France.

  3. Steven says:

    I like how well hidden the warning sign for speed cameras is in the second photo.

    Gourmantic, you can’t add another…you’ve ruined the 69!

  4. Calvin says:

    hahaha very funny collection of real places. It’s funny that I’m not aware of sexmoan (in Pampanga). had to google it up to see if it’s the real spelling and it is.

  5. Calvin says:

    Oh I wanted to add that aside from Sexmoan in Pampanga, there’s also a town called macabebe which can also be pronounced as make-a-baby.

  6. Jacqui says:

    Hysterical, but you forgot Fannie Bay. darwin. Australia.

  7. Will says:

    Coxsackie, New York.

  8. Jetpacker says:

    Woah woah woah: there’s also a community within Coxsackie called Climax?

  9. Jenny says:

    I laughed out loud while reading this whole thing. The pictures made it even more great! P.S. There’s a Hooker, OK & Gay,OK. Yes, there’s a bar in Gay. =)

  10. Chloe Gough says:

    there is a town in france called bitche

  11. Jetpacker says:

    Which is great because it can be pronounced “bitch” with a silent “e” or just “bitchy.” In any event, I’m sure the men in that town are put in their place often.

  12. Michelle says:

    haha all these are amazing!!! Im doing a research paper and then write a letter to the town on the chamber of commerence of a town or city with unsal names and i think using one of these will be fantastic:)

  13. Jetpacker says:

    We have no clue why you need to write to a town with a weird name, but it’s gonna be awesome when you get a reply and see the letterhead from a place like Dildo, Canada. We’re not even in your class but now you’ve got us wanting to write to some of these cities just to get a letter back — just to frame it.

  14. John says:

    What about Fuchsgrunt, Germany, Cocking and nearby Beding in Sussex, England?

  15. Ashlea says:

    What a bunch of terribly misjudged names. So funny.

  16. Josh says:

    I got a boner reading this.

  17. Jetpacker says:

    Too late to call “hand check”?

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