The Jetpacker

If you thought sex toys were only used for sex, think again.  They can be useful tools of sporting too.

Over the weekend, a small town in Russia called Losevo held its eighth annual Bubble Baba Challenge where 450 thrill-seekers attempted to ride down rapids on an inflatable woman.

A racer from St. Petersburg won the men’s heat by riding his doll, named “Vanilla Pelotki,” down the rapids in 2 minutes and 47 seconds.

Mind you, this isn’t just perverted men’s thing.  A female from St. Petersburg won her race in 3:29.  She named her sex doll “Yosya.”  What’s with Russians and unsexy names?

Anyone 16 and over can compete in the race… as long as they pass an obligatory alcohol test (even though alcohol is probably what inspired people to sign up for the race in the first place.

If straddling an inflatable girl down a river makes some women uncomfortable, they have the option of replacing the doll with a giant rubber penis.

Sounds like fun for the whole family.