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The Kinkiest City in America is Roselawn, Indiana. Wait, what?

Tue, Aug 2, 2011

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When you think of “kinky” cities in America, what comes to mind?  Vegas?  New Orleans?  NYC?

Well, those places all PALE in comparison to the kinkiest city in America…

Roselawn, Indiana. 

No, really.

The website AlterNet.org has compiled a list of 10 of the kinkiest cities in America, based on the number of strip clubs in the city, kinky festivals, Internet searches, and plain ol’ reputation. 

And Roselawn, Indiana, landed at the top.

They scored high because of a nudist resort called Ponderosa Sun Club.  The Ponderosa hosts a yearly pageant called “Nudes-A-Poppin,” which is hosted by porn star Ron Jeremy. 

And, yeah, that’s kinky and all.  But come on, it’s no Vegas.

Anyway, here’s the full list:

1.  Roselawn, Indiana

2.  New Orleans

3.  Las Vegas

4.  Hurley, Wisconsin – Hurley makes the list because it very well may have the most strip clubs per capita in the nation.  According to the 2010 Census, Hurley had 1,547 residents… and SIX strip clubs.  That’s ONE club for every 258 residents.

5.  Atlanta

6.  New York City

7.  Austin

8.   Southern New Mexico, Southern West Virginia – Um, not cities, but okay.  These REGIONS made the list because according to data collected on how people describe themselves on online dating sites, southern New Mexico had the kinkiest men, and southern West Virginia had the kinkiest women.    

9.  Chicago

10.  San Francisco

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122 Responses to “The Kinkiest City in America is Roselawn, Indiana. Wait, what?”

  1. Sklip Skipperino says:

    Wow, you bring back memories, I was a baggage guy back then when the comet was there. Anytime u went near it, it had that funky ass smell to it. I couldn’t figure if it smelled like a garbage mans dump after a meatloaf dinner, or the cook at the steak n egger after he ate all those old eggs at the end of the day. Steak n egger, manheim rd, everytime I ate there I could never make it bk to work without slammin on the brakes and tossin a liquid turd at the closest gas station. I saw dick drost at the egger, he was half cheesed, fartin uncontrollbly, and he was nude. We all knew not to sit in the booths cuz they had the “donut streak”. Based on the amount of shit slammed drawers on and around that plane. I remember driving the tug past that plane, when I got in the bag room, there was a shitted up pair of looms wrapped around the rear tire, stayed there for a week, smell like hell too

  2. Bullhead says:

    Hey skrid, I know about them skids hippity hap smack. Tho I haven’t seen a 9 incher, I do know those kind, found one under the navigators seat. It was thick and wide, damn…..I remember it…….I didn’t know what it was, almost thought it was a paint stirrer stick that’s how thick that skid was. It had weight to it, few ounces of raw skid. I too would like to know how the hell that happens….and more importantly, why. Yea I can still smell it to, onder if they got treatment for this, like ptsd….post traumatic skid disorder. I could use it.

  3. Rich mernamarizzat says:

    Yeah..skids..the drost comet..never forget..what was with those burnouts?.. i mean the last time i left a raw skid in my underwear was about 3 weeks ago..i had some sea bass and I’ll tell u what..i ripped that one out so hard and fast u would have thought i farted out a 3 pound pork tenderloin…damn..i let it crust up before i threw them in the laundry..took a good week…my wife was askin me what smelled like bad meat and sea bass for three days..thank god tomorrow she does the laundry

  4. uh oh spaghetti oh says:

    Hi rich,yeah i hear ya, ever have one of those dumps where its a ghost turd? like u dont even have to wipe. i had one of those while working on a lockheed twin engine spazomatic. must have been a 3 pounder. anyway,by about 2oclock, it felt lile someone dropped a piece of wood down my pants,like i was siiting there with a 2×4. so i go to the bathroom and i almost passed out,was the hugest skid ive ever seen, it was thick,and had a sweet crappy smell to it. i mean hoq did that happen with a ghost turd? my gosh, i was stuck with that ripper all day, whwn i walked to my car i could hear it making noise kinda aounded likw eubbing 2 crackers together. hey can ur wife so my laundry?

  5. frank durkin says:

    Yeah, I flew on the Drost back in ui, but hey, dig this, I was in guitar center today, I wanted to try the 59 les paul gold top, man what a guitar, 3900 bucks, anywayyyyy, I plugged it into this fender amp and it sounded like neil diamond playing a dog turd, I wanted to plug it in this marshall half stack. I started to walk over to the marshall, I heard the angels singing I was so excited, I ended up tripping on a toy frog my kid dropped, causing me to stumble like a spaz, I ended up using the guitar as a pole vault stick to regain my balance. The neck snapped in half and I heard a loud twang. Man I feel like an ass. I set the guitar on a stand. The only thing holding the neck on was a couple of strings….I got the hell outta there….my question is….think anyone will notice?

  6. Stink Pinkerton says:

    I was at Florshein Shoes one day, won’t say when, but last week I….dammit…..anyway, I was lookin for a good cheap loafer, its hard to find cuz most of them squeek when you walk. I told the guy there my size, so he said he’d be right back, I was looking at the Durfler Loafer and holy shit, all of a sudden I had to take the biggest crap, I was like no way ill make it to the mall bathroom. I pretended to check out this loafer and I took it and held it behind me as I backed up to the wall. I let the brown trout slide out and check out his new home. I filled that loafer so much half the turn with the tapered tip was sticking out. I set it back on the shelf. Hahahah imagine they guy who is looking for shoes with his wife and sees my huge ass turd waving at him. At least my roast has a happy home.

  7. Bill Filldrill says:

    Yeah, I’m one of those guys where everything happens to him, a lot of god dammits. Like I can’t even go to a mavie where the popcorn ain’t ruined or the film breaks. So I’m at the mall, I figured id do a little loafer shopping and check out the women. I was waiting in line for a cheap ass hot dog when I saw this chick, I mean she wasn’t the greatest, but the mall was about to close. So as I’m reaching my hand out to shake her hand and introduce myself as cliff dribble, I cough…..yeah,….one of those coughs. The minute I hack, it felt like sherman williams himself dumped a bucket of paint in my drawers. I though, damn, here and now?….cmonnnn….hang on ill finish this story after my wifes backrub….

  8. Slipman Shadetree says:

    Hey you I gots a white man rap for u all, sing it along to any m and m tune,
    I’m gonna rap
    I had to crap
    We took it back
    Play bball with shaq
    I’m off the smack
    I got a dick I gave it a whack
    Hippity hack to he barber shack
    My trucks a mack
    My butt has a crack
    I think I’m black
    I’m wearin slacks
    Eat a double stack
    Trains on a track
    My docs a quack
    I read click and clack
    That gifts in wrap
    In vietnam I got some flack
    I hit the sack
    Like knick and knack
    Gimmie 5 I kinda lack
    Don’t gimmie a smoke simmie the pack
    I hurt real bad I think its my back
    I got a flat so gimmie the jack
    I ate a turd and gotta yack

  9. Scriddy McShartner says:

    Yea good wrap, but get a load of this. I’m at a grocery store I won’t say which one, I got a hot dog its in a bun, I went to church and saw a nun, so I’m at this music store and had some fun, I started to paint but its not done, I told a joke and forgot the pun, I went to bass pro and got a gun, then I went jogging and decided to run, my wife is pissed I don’t call her hun. I walked outside and looked at the sun.

  10. Burl Barkler says:

    Wow, they are both good songs, but hey, I’m writing this as I take a dump, I just felt my neck and found a lump, fell down the stairs and got a bump, saw this hag at tj maxx and slapped her rump, dammit nothing else ryhmes, I suck, sorry guys…..dick drost yea the nude airplane guy who stole your underware

  11. Lat for Mcworker says:

    Yea so I’m at the airport

  12. Late for Mcworker says:

    Yea and I’m runnin to try and catch the escalator, and my stupid briefcase opens and my work project is all over the floor. As I try and pick it up my loafer got wedged in the escalator, and took it down. I was like fuck what now. So I get all my oily papers and go after my loafer. It made it to the bottom where it wedged and looked like it was chewed up by an alligator that was smoking a shitty cigar. I was like…..that’s nice…..so I catch the plane and make it to work where my. Oss says hey hal do u go the simon project. I’m like yep and hand him about 20 pages of ripped up oil soaked paper. He said what the hell happened then looked at my loafer and said “ahhhhh no, what the…..get the fuck outta my office” yea so I’m walking down the hall and on top of that I tracked dog shit down 2 halls and 42 offices, which my one friend said way to go. I sat in my office and scraped the dog shit off with a pencil and gave it to our receptionist. I showed them huh?

  13. Spack Dackle says:

    Yea so here’s how my day went…..I’m walking to work from the bus stop, I’m in my good suit and brown loafers with that side buckle, I’m kinda spacin out cuz of a big presentation, and look at my watch and said ohhhhh shit…I’m gonna be late. So I start running, running so hard I ran past a jogger in my suit carrying a briefcase. I ran 3 miles to work. So I’m at the reception counter and walk down the hall to my office. I smelled something funny but thought it was the lasy up front. About 11 am my friend dave says, hey Spack, you stink. I said nope not me. He said take a few steps and I did. Holy crap, I’ve been traching dog shit through the whole office. I mean there are brown tracks past 55 cubicles and 3 floors. Here’s what I can’t figure, how was I able to track shit thru the office all day?…..the carpets are trashed, streaks and shit spots all over. Soooo, I walked to the receptionist, asked for a pencil, picked the clump of dog shit off my loafer, and put the pencil back in her pencil cup. Now, how about them apples!

  14. The lawnmower guy says:

    You think that’s good, dig this, I’m have my white dress loafers, you know the ones eddie gave clark griswold in vacation, well I had those on while I was cutting the grass. I noticed I was getting dog shit on my sock, so the sole was torn apart. I figured these are pretty good shoes, so off to the shoemaker at the mall I go. I went there and took em off right there, forgot I had shit on my sock but who cares those shomaker stores are filthy anayway. I put those loafers on the counter and the guy asks what I need. I told him I need the soles reglued. He picked up a loafer and turned it over. I kid you not there was a clump of dog shit the size of venus on that shoe. He looked liked he just saw a ghost, flung my shoe and screamed sommething in chinese and threw my ass out and he waasnt even chinese.

  15. the dog shit guy says:

    Man, I’m just the opposite, I like to go to sears and look at the lawnmowers while I have freshdog shit in my pocket I mean my shoe. There’s something about the smell of that sweet hot dog shit while in the lawn department at sears. I remeber going there one december after purposely stepping in some shit out front. I checked out the lawnmowers stinking the place up, and this guy bought at 1200 dollar rider. Damn he’s a dogshit man hoooo heee. I usually like to track the finishing part of my turd clump over in the womens bra section.. ever notice when u walk past the bras at sears no one is there?….look at the carpet, that’s me….those shitstains look like a 747 landing gear that was locked up on final approach. Check it out

  16. Berp VanCleeble says:

    Yea, I’m a truck driver and I also wear those cheap loafers with the side buckle. They are the best! Reason? Cuz I can double clutch, they have trashed soles so be careful walking in rain or ice, might as wear glass for a loafer then. Speaking of crappy loafers, must have happened just outside of Tupelo Mississippi. I backed the truck up to a Sambos to pick up a few pallets of the parts of the pickle people don’t eat. After that everytime I hit the brake pedal, seemed like my leg felt shorter. So as I’m going thru DesMoines, I start smelling something everytime I hit the brakes. I was thinking I blew a pushrod or a cannackle or something. It had a sweet, sulfur like crap smell that stuck to the back of your thoat. So as I’m going thru Fairlawn New Jersey its heting bad. When I hit the brakes its like stepping on a wet diaper. So I back up to a toys r us to drop of the pickle parts, don’t ask me why there but I was probably at the wrong place, I didn’t care I was dropping them off here regardless. So I walk in the back warehouse and I’m walking like one leg is longer. Than the other. Some kid working there points and says eeeewwwww you stepped in dog shit!…..for one qwik second I thought, holy shit, since Mississippi?…..the I yelled real loud, HOLY FUCK! And started dragging my right foot all over the floor to get the crap off, I had huge brown streaks all over the place, when there wasn’t any fllor left to drag my show I walked in the store and grabbed a lego set, tore it open and grabbed a big yellow lego and proceeded to scrape the clump of dog shit off right there, I wasn’t screwing around, it was horrible. I was swearing and gagging while I did this and some lady saw me I guess and called the better business bureau on me. Hey its dog shit…..I flung the lego over to the nest aisle and heard a lady scream….I looked and she had some dog shit on her shoulder and I started laughing and showed her my shitted up shoe…I dropped the pickles and peeled outta there, anyone have any simliar. Experiences?

  17. Caleb O'Furley says:

    On my 18th birthday, i was gonna bang this fat bitch eh, and so we goes to the hotel everyone pissed right up and i got so drunk i shit and pissed me bed. this was in St Johns, newfoundland

  18. Caleb O'Furley says:

    Ya eh i forgot to sey i slapped the piss right outa those ol shit tits it was a time ya i drank tree pitchers a screech dat nite

  19. Berp VanCleeble says:

    Caleb, I don’t know if u have a crappy irish accent or u are chokiing on a hot dog on maxwell street,

  20. Flip Whiskerson says:

    Yea so I’m out doing a little antique shopping at a truck stop. I’m checking ouut this piece of an old boat when I smell something sweet, yet shitty. Like I can smell its warm, I start looking around and I can’t find anything. I walked to wards the counter and said ohhhhh shit, its me, I had this huge clump of that tan colored dog shit that has a different color when you slice it open too. I said….”dammit” real loud and start looking for something to scrap that clump off with. I found this metal thing. And start scraping the shit clump, as I did this the smell became unbearable, I had yellow streaks all over the place, the floor, that boat, my shirt, a display rack, the guy next to me, damn it was everywhere. So I hear this lady yelling at me so I’m like its just shit lady, but apparently I used a brass compass from the titanic to pick the crap off my shoe with, and I guess the turd kinda ruined it.

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    1. Sklip Skipperino says:

      Wow, you bring back memories, I was a baggage guy back then when the comet was there. Anytime u went near it, it had that funky ass smell to it. I couldn’t figure if it smelled like a garbage mans dump after a meatloaf dinner, or the cook at the steak n egger after he ate all those old eggs at the end of the day. Steak n egger, manheim rd, everytime I ate there I could never make it bk to work without slammin on the brakes and tossin a liquid turd at the closest gas station. I saw dick drost at the egger, he was half cheesed, fartin uncontrollbly, and he was nude. We all knew not to sit in the booths cuz they had the “donut streak”. Based on the amount of shit slammed drawers on and around that plane. I remember driving the tug past that plane, when I got in the bag room, there was a shitted up pair of looms wrapped around the rear tire, stayed there for a week, smell like hell too

    2. Bullhead says:

      Hey skrid, I know about them skids hippity hap smack. Tho I haven’t seen a 9 incher, I do know those kind, found one under the navigators seat. It was thick and wide, damn…..I remember it…….I didn’t know what it was, almost thought it was a paint stirrer stick that’s how thick that skid was. It had weight to it, few ounces of raw skid. I too would like to know how the hell that happens….and more importantly, why. Yea I can still smell it to, onder if they got treatment for this, like ptsd….post traumatic skid disorder. I could use it.

    3. Rich mernamarizzat says:

      Yeah..skids..the drost comet..never forget..what was with those burnouts?.. i mean the last time i left a raw skid in my underwear was about 3 weeks ago..i had some sea bass and I’ll tell u what..i ripped that one out so hard and fast u would have thought i farted out a 3 pound pork tenderloin…damn..i let it crust up before i threw them in the laundry..took a good week…my wife was askin me what smelled like bad meat and sea bass for three days..thank god tomorrow she does the laundry

    4. uh oh spaghetti oh says:

      Hi rich,yeah i hear ya, ever have one of those dumps where its a ghost turd? like u dont even have to wipe. i had one of those while working on a lockheed twin engine spazomatic. must have been a 3 pounder. anyway,by about 2oclock, it felt lile someone dropped a piece of wood down my pants,like i was siiting there with a 2×4. so i go to the bathroom and i almost passed out,was the hugest skid ive ever seen, it was thick,and had a sweet crappy smell to it. i mean hoq did that happen with a ghost turd? my gosh, i was stuck with that ripper all day, whwn i walked to my car i could hear it making noise kinda aounded likw eubbing 2 crackers together. hey can ur wife so my laundry?

    5. frank durkin says:

      Yeah, I flew on the Drost back in ui, but hey, dig this, I was in guitar center today, I wanted to try the 59 les paul gold top, man what a guitar, 3900 bucks, anywayyyyy, I plugged it into this fender amp and it sounded like neil diamond playing a dog turd, I wanted to plug it in this marshall half stack. I started to walk over to the marshall, I heard the angels singing I was so excited, I ended up tripping on a toy frog my kid dropped, causing me to stumble like a spaz, I ended up using the guitar as a pole vault stick to regain my balance. The neck snapped in half and I heard a loud twang. Man I feel like an ass. I set the guitar on a stand. The only thing holding the neck on was a couple of strings….I got the hell outta there….my question is….think anyone will notice?

    6. Stink Pinkerton says:

      I was at Florshein Shoes one day, won’t say when, but last week I….dammit…..anyway, I was lookin for a good cheap loafer, its hard to find cuz most of them squeek when you walk. I told the guy there my size, so he said he’d be right back, I was looking at the Durfler Loafer and holy shit, all of a sudden I had to take the biggest crap, I was like no way ill make it to the mall bathroom. I pretended to check out this loafer and I took it and held it behind me as I backed up to the wall. I let the brown trout slide out and check out his new home. I filled that loafer so much half the turn with the tapered tip was sticking out. I set it back on the shelf. Hahahah imagine they guy who is looking for shoes with his wife and sees my huge ass turd waving at him. At least my roast has a happy home.

    7. Bill Filldrill says:

      Yeah, I’m one of those guys where everything happens to him, a lot of god dammits. Like I can’t even go to a mavie where the popcorn ain’t ruined or the film breaks. So I’m at the mall, I figured id do a little loafer shopping and check out the women. I was waiting in line for a cheap ass hot dog when I saw this chick, I mean she wasn’t the greatest, but the mall was about to close. So as I’m reaching my hand out to shake her hand and introduce myself as cliff dribble, I cough…..yeah,….one of those coughs. The minute I hack, it felt like sherman williams himself dumped a bucket of paint in my drawers. I though, damn, here and now?….cmonnnn….hang on ill finish this story after my wifes backrub….

    8. Slipman Shadetree says:

      Hey you I gots a white man rap for u all, sing it along to any m and m tune,
      I’m gonna rap
      I had to crap
      We took it back
      Play bball with shaq
      I’m off the smack
      I got a dick I gave it a whack
      Hippity hack to he barber shack
      My trucks a mack
      My butt has a crack
      I think I’m black
      I’m wearin slacks
      Eat a double stack
      Trains on a track
      My docs a quack
      I read click and clack
      That gifts in wrap
      In vietnam I got some flack
      I hit the sack
      Like knick and knack
      Gimmie 5 I kinda lack
      Don’t gimmie a smoke simmie the pack
      I hurt real bad I think its my back
      I got a flat so gimmie the jack
      I ate a turd and gotta yack

    9. Scriddy McShartner says:

      Yea good wrap, but get a load of this. I’m at a grocery store I won’t say which one, I got a hot dog its in a bun, I went to church and saw a nun, so I’m at this music store and had some fun, I started to paint but its not done, I told a joke and forgot the pun, I went to bass pro and got a gun, then I went jogging and decided to run, my wife is pissed I don’t call her hun. I walked outside and looked at the sun.

    10. Burl Barkler says:

      Wow, they are both good songs, but hey, I’m writing this as I take a dump, I just felt my neck and found a lump, fell down the stairs and got a bump, saw this hag at tj maxx and slapped her rump, dammit nothing else ryhmes, I suck, sorry guys…..dick drost yea the nude airplane guy who stole your underware

    11. Lat for Mcworker says:

      Yea so I’m at the airport

    12. Late for Mcworker says:

      Yea and I’m runnin to try and catch the escalator, and my stupid briefcase opens and my work project is all over the floor. As I try and pick it up my loafer got wedged in the escalator, and took it down. I was like fuck what now. So I get all my oily papers and go after my loafer. It made it to the bottom where it wedged and looked like it was chewed up by an alligator that was smoking a shitty cigar. I was like…..that’s nice…..so I catch the plane and make it to work where my. Oss says hey hal do u go the simon project. I’m like yep and hand him about 20 pages of ripped up oil soaked paper. He said what the hell happened then looked at my loafer and said “ahhhhh no, what the…..get the fuck outta my office” yea so I’m walking down the hall and on top of that I tracked dog shit down 2 halls and 42 offices, which my one friend said way to go. I sat in my office and scraped the dog shit off with a pencil and gave it to our receptionist. I showed them huh?

    13. Spack Dackle says:

      Yea so here’s how my day went…..I’m walking to work from the bus stop, I’m in my good suit and brown loafers with that side buckle, I’m kinda spacin out cuz of a big presentation, and look at my watch and said ohhhhh shit…I’m gonna be late. So I start running, running so hard I ran past a jogger in my suit carrying a briefcase. I ran 3 miles to work. So I’m at the reception counter and walk down the hall to my office. I smelled something funny but thought it was the lasy up front. About 11 am my friend dave says, hey Spack, you stink. I said nope not me. He said take a few steps and I did. Holy crap, I’ve been traching dog shit through the whole office. I mean there are brown tracks past 55 cubicles and 3 floors. Here’s what I can’t figure, how was I able to track shit thru the office all day?…..the carpets are trashed, streaks and shit spots all over. Soooo, I walked to the receptionist, asked for a pencil, picked the clump of dog shit off my loafer, and put the pencil back in her pencil cup. Now, how about them apples!

    14. The lawnmower guy says:

      You think that’s good, dig this, I’m have my white dress loafers, you know the ones eddie gave clark griswold in vacation, well I had those on while I was cutting the grass. I noticed I was getting dog shit on my sock, so the sole was torn apart. I figured these are pretty good shoes, so off to the shoemaker at the mall I go. I went there and took em off right there, forgot I had shit on my sock but who cares those shomaker stores are filthy anayway. I put those loafers on the counter and the guy asks what I need. I told him I need the soles reglued. He picked up a loafer and turned it over. I kid you not there was a clump of dog shit the size of venus on that shoe. He looked liked he just saw a ghost, flung my shoe and screamed sommething in chinese and threw my ass out and he waasnt even chinese.

    15. the dog shit guy says:

      Man, I’m just the opposite, I like to go to sears and look at the lawnmowers while I have freshdog shit in my pocket I mean my shoe. There’s something about the smell of that sweet hot dog shit while in the lawn department at sears. I remeber going there one december after purposely stepping in some shit out front. I checked out the lawnmowers stinking the place up, and this guy bought at 1200 dollar rider. Damn he’s a dogshit man hoooo heee. I usually like to track the finishing part of my turd clump over in the womens bra section.. ever notice when u walk past the bras at sears no one is there?….look at the carpet, that’s me….those shitstains look like a 747 landing gear that was locked up on final approach. Check it out

    16. Berp VanCleeble says:

      Yea, I’m a truck driver and I also wear those cheap loafers with the side buckle. They are the best! Reason? Cuz I can double clutch, they have trashed soles so be careful walking in rain or ice, might as wear glass for a loafer then. Speaking of crappy loafers, must have happened just outside of Tupelo Mississippi. I backed the truck up to a Sambos to pick up a few pallets of the parts of the pickle people don’t eat. After that everytime I hit the brake pedal, seemed like my leg felt shorter. So as I’m going thru DesMoines, I start smelling something everytime I hit the brakes. I was thinking I blew a pushrod or a cannackle or something. It had a sweet, sulfur like crap smell that stuck to the back of your thoat. So as I’m going thru Fairlawn New Jersey its heting bad. When I hit the brakes its like stepping on a wet diaper. So I back up to a toys r us to drop of the pickle parts, don’t ask me why there but I was probably at the wrong place, I didn’t care I was dropping them off here regardless. So I walk in the back warehouse and I’m walking like one leg is longer. Than the other. Some kid working there points and says eeeewwwww you stepped in dog shit!…..for one qwik second I thought, holy shit, since Mississippi?…..the I yelled real loud, HOLY FUCK! And started dragging my right foot all over the floor to get the crap off, I had huge brown streaks all over the place, when there wasn’t any fllor left to drag my show I walked in the store and grabbed a lego set, tore it open and grabbed a big yellow lego and proceeded to scrape the clump of dog shit off right there, I wasn’t screwing around, it was horrible. I was swearing and gagging while I did this and some lady saw me I guess and called the better business bureau on me. Hey its dog shit…..I flung the lego over to the nest aisle and heard a lady scream….I looked and she had some dog shit on her shoulder and I started laughing and showed her my shitted up shoe…I dropped the pickles and peeled outta there, anyone have any simliar. Experiences?

    17. Caleb O'Furley says:

      On my 18th birthday, i was gonna bang this fat bitch eh, and so we goes to the hotel everyone pissed right up and i got so drunk i shit and pissed me bed. this was in St Johns, newfoundland

    18. Caleb O'Furley says:

      Ya eh i forgot to sey i slapped the piss right outa those ol shit tits it was a time ya i drank tree pitchers a screech dat nite

    19. Berp VanCleeble says:

      Caleb, I don’t know if u have a crappy irish accent or u are chokiing on a hot dog on maxwell street,

    20. Flip Whiskerson says:

      Yea so I’m out doing a little antique shopping at a truck stop. I’m checking ouut this piece of an old boat when I smell something sweet, yet shitty. Like I can smell its warm, I start looking around and I can’t find anything. I walked to wards the counter and said ohhhhh shit, its me, I had this huge clump of that tan colored dog shit that has a different color when you slice it open too. I said….”dammit” real loud and start looking for something to scrap that clump off with. I found this metal thing. And start scraping the shit clump, as I did this the smell became unbearable, I had yellow streaks all over the place, the floor, that boat, my shirt, a display rack, the guy next to me, damn it was everywhere. So I hear this lady yelling at me so I’m like its just shit lady, but apparently I used a brass compass from the titanic to pick the crap off my shoe with, and I guess the turd kinda ruined it.

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