The Kinkiest City in America is Roselawn, Indiana. Wait, what?
Tue, Aug 2, 2011
When you think of “kinky” cities in America, what comes to mind? Vegas? New Orleans? NYC?
Well, those places all PALE in comparison to the kinkiest city in America…
Roselawn, Indiana.
No, really.
The website AlterNet.org has compiled a list of 10 of the kinkiest cities in America, based on the number of strip clubs in the city, kinky festivals, Internet searches, and plain ol’ reputation.
And Roselawn, Indiana, landed at the top.
They scored high because of a nudist resort called Ponderosa Sun Club. The Ponderosa hosts a yearly pageant called “Nudes-A-Poppin,” which is hosted by porn star Ron Jeremy.
And, yeah, that’s kinky and all. But come on, it’s no Vegas.
Anyway, here’s the full list:
1. Roselawn, Indiana
2. New Orleans
3. Las Vegas
4. Hurley, Wisconsin – Hurley makes the list because it very well may have the most strip clubs per capita in the nation. According to the 2010 Census, Hurley had 1,547 residents… and SIX strip clubs. That’s ONE club for every 258 residents.
5. Atlanta
6. New York City
7. Austin
8. Southern New Mexico, Southern West Virginia – Um, not cities, but okay. These REGIONS made the list because according to data collected on how people describe themselves on online dating sites, southern New Mexico had the kinkiest men, and southern West Virginia had the kinkiest women.
9. Chicago
10. San Francisco
Sklip Skipperino 
Rich mernamarizzat 
Wow, you bring back memories, I was a baggage guy back then when the comet was there. Anytime u went near it, it had that funky ass smell to it. I couldn’t figure if it smelled like a garbage mans dump after a meatloaf dinner, or the cook at the steak n egger after he ate all those old eggs at the end of the day. Steak n egger, manheim rd, everytime I ate there I could never make it bk to work without slammin on the brakes and tossin a liquid turd at the closest gas station. I saw dick drost at the egger, he was half cheesed, fartin uncontrollbly, and he was nude. We all knew not to sit in the booths cuz they had the “donut streak”. Based on the amount of shit slammed drawers on and around that plane. I remember driving the tug past that plane, when I got in the bag room, there was a shitted up pair of looms wrapped around the rear tire, stayed there for a week, smell like hell too
Hey skrid, I know about them skids hippity hap smack. Tho I haven’t seen a 9 incher, I do know those kind, found one under the navigators seat. It was thick and wide, damn…..I remember it…….I didn’t know what it was, almost thought it was a paint stirrer stick that’s how thick that skid was. It had weight to it, few ounces of raw skid. I too would like to know how the hell that happens….and more importantly, why. Yea I can still smell it to, onder if they got treatment for this, like ptsd….post traumatic skid disorder. I could use it.
Yeah..skids..the drost comet..never forget..what was with those burnouts?.. i mean the last time i left a raw skid in my underwear was about 3 weeks ago..i had some sea bass and I’ll tell u what..i ripped that one out so hard and fast u would have thought i farted out a 3 pound pork tenderloin…damn..i let it crust up before i threw them in the laundry..took a good week…my wife was askin me what smelled like bad meat and sea bass for three days..thank god tomorrow she does the laundry
Hi rich,yeah i hear ya, ever have one of those dumps where its a ghost turd? like u dont even have to wipe. i had one of those while working on a lockheed twin engine spazomatic. must have been a 3 pounder. anyway,by about 2oclock, it felt lile someone dropped a piece of wood down my pants,like i was siiting there with a 2×4. so i go to the bathroom and i almost passed out,was the hugest skid ive ever seen, it was thick,and had a sweet crappy smell to it. i mean hoq did that happen with a ghost turd? my gosh, i was stuck with that ripper all day, whwn i walked to my car i could hear it making noise kinda aounded likw eubbing 2 crackers together. hey can ur wife so my laundry?